Michael Jackson's image for the song "Smooth Criminal."

Did Smooth Criminal ever face justice?

Seriously. It’s been, like, twenty years since Michael Jackson’s “Smooth Criminal” came out. Audiences are dying to know.

Unfortunately, Michael Jackson isn’t around to tell us. I don’t trust Alien Ant Farm.

But we wanna know. Is Annie okay? Did the Smooth Criminal who hit her ever get brought to justice?

We demand to know the truth!

I guess we’ll just have to watch the video instead. What a cliffhanger!