Seriously. It’s been, like, twenty years since Michael Jackson’s “Smooth Criminal” came out. Audiences are dying to know.
Unfortunately, Michael Jackson isn’t around to tell us. I don’t trust Alien Ant Farm.
But we wanna know. Is Annie okay? Did the Smooth Criminal who hit her ever get brought to justice?
We demand to know the truth!
I guess we’ll just have to watch the video instead. What a cliffhanger!
